My Rules

  • Advanced booking is greatly appreciated and highly recommended.
  • The donation for our arrangement should be in an envelope and left in clear view for me to see upon my arrival. Never make me ask for it.
  • To fully enjoy a meeting, you must be freshly showered, well-groomed, smell nice, and have minty-fresh breath. Please be respectful and always be a gentleman. Your kindness, generosity, and chivalry will be appreciated and rewarded.
  • Please do not over stay our date. If you would like to extend our time, please ask me if I have additional time available and provide additional donation for the time you would like to spend.
  • No gratuities are ever expected, but for if you would like to surprise me with a gift then please feel free to ask or get inspiration from my wish list.
  • The donations are for my time and companionship only and they are not negotiable.
  • THESE ARE MY RULES, I AM VERY STRICT ABOUT THEM…So PLEASE... 1. YOU MUST BE 40 YRS OF AGE OR BETTER TO VISIT WITH ME. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! While I'm flattered, it simply goes against my natural grain and my own personal beliefs, as I am a parent and mine are under 40yrs old. It feels way too weird to me, and at the end of the day, we have to be able to look in the mirror, and ask yourself, was I true to my own beliefs? In my case I can say yes! If your under 40yrs old, in no way take offense, your beautiful, I just have to be able to look in the mirror. 2. I Require you to Be Clean, clothing and all. Freshly Showered, and your teeth brushed and breath fresh...please, I enjoy kissing a clean mouth... 3. Freshly shaved. if you have shaveable places please make sure you are freshly shaved, whiskers hurt! (However I do love a goatee and mustache or a beard that has been cleaned up on the neck and cheeks) *****Please not so much cologne too much tends to hurt my nose!!!***** 4. DO NOT BE ROUGH WITH ME I DO NOT HAVE A PAIN TOLERANCE AND PAIN COMES OUT OF ME AS ANGER I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!! So you are therefore for warned, if you feel the need to hurt me, I will not hold myself responsible for what happens in my retaliation I cannot help it, I am a PLEASURE MONGER...Pleasure to the point of pain (sensitive, sensitive, sensitive, get it?) 5. DO NOT BE PUSHY WITH ME, IT JUST SOURS MY MOOD SOMETHING FIERCE! I like to go at my own pace usually a win win for us both. 6. DO NOT BE EARLY FOR YOUR APPT WITH ME I TRY TO PLAN ACCORDINGLY SO ... if anything a little late is fine with me and often welcomed. :-) 7. DO NOT TEXT OR EMAIL ME REPETITIVELY UNLESS IT HAS BEEN OKAYED BY ME. I have a life outside of this realm and constant phone going off is super annoying and too much simply impedes on my quality of life to have a phone going off is absolutely annoying, 8. DO NOT TRY TO NEGOTIATE MY RATES OR DONATIONS. As they are non negotiable. If I give a discount that is my perogative. 9. DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS REGARDING SEX AND MONEY. The conversation will be terminated if acknowledged at all. There is no point. MONEY IS FOR TIME SPENT WITH ME THAT IS ALL. It is to be able to have my undivided attention solely on you, as well as to keep myself looking beautiful, and keep my skin soft and body fragrant that I may provide you with the visual and olfactory stimuli that you may be seeking. The money has zero to do with sex what so ever. MISS ALLUSION IS NOT A PROSTITUTE. She never has been and never will be. 10. PLEASE DO NOT BRING ANY DRUGS WITH YOU, I prefer you to not be hopped up on drugs or drunk when you show up. 11. REGARDING CANCELLATIONS...In the event you need to cancel, please be kind and let me know just as soon as you can so I;m not left sitting and wasting time waiting for you to show up its just rude to not call...Unless its a true emergency, in the event it’s a true emergency, Please, DO NOT call me, I should be the last thing on your mind during that time Its an emergency I will understand. Life happens lets just be courteous, and I shall do the same… 12. And last...While I love talking about the business and everything about it your experiences are welcome to be shared, However I draw the line if it includes any bashing or trashing of other Providers as they are not here to defend themselves... If you have a genuine concern and do not know where to turn or how to approach an situation you may share with me and express your concerns and perhaps figure a tactful way to perhaps resolve the issue. But blatant bashing or gossiping is something I deplore and will not tolerate. Keep in mind I know many of these gals and if I don’t know them personally I know of their reputations already...If you wish to share and gush in praise about them, by all means I’m all ears…. There, Now that we’ve gotten my rules established, are you ready to schedule with me? Are you ready to turn the passion on and make some delight and create an erotic fantasy? If so, you may either reach me by phone call, or text, (if you text you will eventually have to let me hear your voice on the phone before we do meet at least the first time then text is okay without the phone call, once we are established) You may also fill out my form on this website and do so by email… Serious inquiries Only Please.